She wore a 20 foot train on her wedding dress. She tripped on the train and therefore got divorced. He sent her pretty jewels, which she loathed. Loathed, yes loathed was the word that we would use for her hatred of the jewels. She found love on the boat, on the boat of love, the boat of dreams - the love boat. The dream love boat sailed to many ports and she made love to all the sailors. Then she had a love child called Xavier. Xavier was sadly homosexual, so the dream ended. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH fuzzy fuzzy oh fuzzy life She wakes up and looks around. Her alarm clock says 7.30 but it was 7.31, this confused her.