- the answer to
'What's on your desktop?" from a Dos-ages perspective

  • a string of battery operated Christmas lights
  • a huge dead spider in a pickle jar
  • some feathers I bought at a 'new age' show that remind me of Vurt
  • some pens, black ink only
  • a pack of Poppy seeds for a garden I haven't planted yet
  • a coat hanger that just 'looks neat' but I'm not sure what I'll do with it
  • a tape from a friend's band (Atom Eve Eclipse)
  • various notebooks
  • two pennies I found 'glued' together and I can't break them apart
  • a hairbrush
  • a huge coffee cup like they have on 'Friends' with a few grapefruit flavored cough drops in it
  • Dubble Bubble<tm> bubble gum
  • $1 sunglasses, wayfarer knock-offs that I don't mind forgetting somewhere
  • candles I used when we lost electricity for three days, one is pink, the other peach, they are supposed to be scented, but I couldn't tell
  • MS-DOS User's manual I never use
  • some copies of my humor book
  • a picture of me around 2 years old, with some great uncle
  • a baby aspirin bottle I chewed the lid off as a kid and ate the 'orange candy' and went to the nice hospital
  • the extension plug to a Fry Daddy<tm>
  • some big, oval, black seeds that I'm sure will be currency after a nuclear holocaust and I'll be rich, rich I tell you!
  • a plastic doll of a 3-month old fetus I found on the lawn of a gynecologist's office when I was coming back from the museum across the street
  • a plastic teabag-holder in the shape of a teapot with pen&ink quills in it
  • a piece of a broken mirror I use as a hand mirror because hand mirrors are cumbersome
  • an antique typewriter
  • a pack of Clove<tm> gum
  • my watch, last wind-up I have that works
  • a quarter, a nickel, and some pennies
  • a yin-yang pog
  • some ginseng cigarettes I've only smoked one of
  • a stapler
  • the word 'wood' in metal, taken off a car
  • a dead rose in a glass of water
  • a dictionary with the pages falling out and duct tape and photos from Vogue<tm> as a cover
  • some Ren and Stimpy Valentine cards
  • one of those things that the top blades spin when you light the candles on the bottom I got from a judge who retired, the blades are covered with those little silver peel-off's from juice cans to form a pyramid on top
  • another hairbrush, a wooden one with a chinese drawing on it
  • my driver's license
  • a ton of notes, most I don't know what they mean anymore
  • a Scotty Pippen tumbler (he looks like a muppet)
  • a barrette
  • my computer

Under the glass I see.....

  • a postcard of John Malkovich a friend gave me
  • a bunch of quotes I've cut out of things
  • an old 2-cent stamp
  • pictures of: Leonard Cohen, Iggy Pop, e.e.cummings, Kenneth Copeland (in his cowboy outfit), and George Gershwin
  • a pen&ink of a guy being hanged with another guy hanging from the pole using his feet to jam the guy further in the noose
  • a picture I found in a library book of some family in mid-50's clothing, with lais (sp) around their necks, standing in an airport
  • a picture I took at Hollywood Cemetery of a pyramid monument
  • the poem "Portrait D'Une Femme"
  • the word 'Renaissance', cut from the newspaper
  • a 'collector's card' of Timon from The Lion King
  • two pictures of coffee cups, cut from magazines
  • a piece of old, gold-coloured velvet I put down before everything else for 'background'



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