start capturing to the c:\simon\zleen.txt
 WAIT, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO! 

***
You hear Simon's zleen singing: YESTERDAY, ALL MY (SNUFFLE) (SNUFFLE) 
(SNUFFLE) FAR AWAY!!
***
Simon's zleen whines: (snuffle) any (snort) (snuffle) (snuffle)
>...Consider it said.
>laugh
...Har, har, har!!
>***
Simon's zleen asks: any of (snuffle) better?
>***
Simon's zleen states: (snuffle) (snort) try stating does (snort) help?
>unnod Simon
...What good does it do to unnod Simon?
>say no
...Consider it said.
>say keep talking..heeh
***
Simon's zleen says: think i could go into something (snort) this? (snuffle) 
the hopper (snort) the 3rd level?
>...Consider it said.
>say Myob is rolling on the floor laughing her ass off!
...Consider it said.
>***
Simon's zleen says: (snuffle) watch this this
>***
Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the south!
>***
A little gwirg suddenly scurries up to you from the west!
>***
Simon's zleen has just wiggled up from the south!
>laugh
...Har, har, har!!
>***
Suddenly the little gwirg whirrs for a moment and then chirps out:
"This way to the oolgorboid!!"
***
The gwirg suddenly scurries away to the south!
>***
Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the south!
>s
...You're in a wide hallway making a dogleg to the west while running north 
and south.  There seems to be a lot of dirt on the floor here, as though it 
were being tracked in from somewhere.  Faintly luminescent portals appear to 
lead to the north, south, and west.  There is a torkus lying on the floor.
>n
...You're in the hall with the faded map.
>***
Simon's zleen is nodding in agreement.
>***
Simon's zleen is looking around.
>ask why are you Simon's zleen? where is Simon then?
***
Simon's zleen is mumbling incoherently to herself.
***
Simon's zleen is examining its ceeveese.
>...Consider it said.
>***
Simon's zleen says: we we (snort) (snort) one one...does (snuffle) the the
repeated repeated words words help help?
>say it said we we   one one...does  the the repeated 
repeated words words help help?
...Consider it said.
>say it seems to just take out a word and make it a snuffle or snort
***
Simon's zleen says: (snuffle) (snuffle) (snuffle) (snort)
>...Consider it said.
>say you just said " snuffle snuffle snuffle snort
***
Simon's zleen says: did that blank (snort)
>...Consider it said.
>***
Simon's zleen is sighing wistfully.
>***
Simon's zleen is crying its poor heart out.

HAD ENOUGH YET?
>sigh ...Sigh! >*** Simon is paging you from FAZUUL: we are one...me and my zleen >...Type "help" for help. >shrug ...Hmmph! >say do you wanna try something as a zleen or go back to humanoid >*** Simon's zleen is nodding in agreement. >*** Simon's zleen is looking at herself. >look Simon *** Simon's zleen is looking around. >...Simon's zleen is a small round furry creature with big beady eyes, a cute little black nose, and great white whiskers. It does not appear to have any legs, but it is able to wiggle all around in a rubbery sort of way. It does not appear to be holding anything. >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the south! >s ...You're on the glowing pathway. There is a gwingus hovering a few feet away. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just taken the gwingus! >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the south! >s ...You're in the Foon-Ball Emporium. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen is looking around. >*** Simon's zleen just dropped a gwingus into the slot! *** The room darkens, and you hear an eerie whistling sound as the ysmaric foon-ball appears! *** The foon-ball moves to fong! >*** The foon-ball moves to ormush! >*** Simon's zleen just slapped the foon-ball! *** The foon-ball moves to noodiddle! >slap foonball *** The foon-ball moves to pleebor! *** Simon's zleen just slapped the foon-ball! *** The foon-ball moves to ormush! >...You can't, Foonball doesn't appear to be here. >*** The foon-ball moves to kleng! >*** Simon's zleen just slapped the foon-ball! *** The foon-ball moves to neblin! *** The foon-ball moves to noodiddle! >*** Simon's zleen just slapped the foon-ball! *** The foon-ball moves to pleebor! >*** The foon-ball moves to neblin! >*** Simon's zleen just slapped the foon-ball! *** You hear a loud, objectionable sound, like a honking wheeze. Then a little light just above the slot comes on, blinking: "Simon's zleen blew it!" Slowly, the room lights return to normal brightness again. >*** Simon's zleen is laughing its fool head off. >laugh ...Har, har, har!!
HOW ABOUT NOW?
>*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the south! >s ...You're in the hall with the faded map. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the south! >s ...You're in the dogleg hallway. There is a torkus lying on the floor. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the west! >w ...You're standing in a small cubicle with a very dirty floor. You can feel the floor vibrate as you stand here. Oval-shaped portals lead to the east and north. There is a mongoo lying in the dirt. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just taken the mongoo! >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the east! >e ...You're in the dogleg hallway. There is a torkus lying on the floor. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the south! >s ...You're standing in what appears to be a reception area, with a large desk stretching almost all the way across the room. The desk appears to have some writing on it. To the south is a gate leading to the jungle. Faintly luminescent portals lead to the north and east. There is a snuge lying on the desk. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the east! >e ...You're in a strange room where the walls scintillate in blue and green, as though they were made of millions of little lights. Portals lead to the west and north. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the north! >n ...You're standing in a short corridor running north and south. There is an odd hexagonal slot in the west wall with signs of wear around its edges. There is a gwingus hovering a few feet away. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the north! >n ...You're in the Hall of Umflungoo, an auditorium-sized room with Umflungoo banners hanging from the rafters. There is a large circular hole in the middle of the floor; portals lead out of the hall to the north and south. A small panel attached to the wall near the north portal appears to have some writing on it. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen just dropped a mongoo into the hole! *** Suddenly the west wall lights up bright white as the game begins! >*** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! >YELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: OTHERWISE! >...That's a loud voice you have there. *** Suddenly the west wall lights up in bright gold with the letters: A >YELL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! >...That's a loud voice you have there. >*** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: GGGGGGGGGGG! >YELL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ...That's a loud voice you have there. *** Suddenly the west wall lights up in bright gold with the letters: A I >*** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! >YELL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...That's a loud voice you have there. *** Suddenly the west wall lights up in bright gold with the letters: A O I >YELL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! *** Suddenly the west wall lights up in bright gold with the letters: ZA O I >...That's a loud voice you have there. >YELL BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB ...That's a loud voice you have there. *** Suddenly the west wall lights up in bright gold with the letters: ZA O BI >*** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! >YELL YOUAREYELLINGSNUFFLEEVERYOTHERWORD *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: GGGGGGGGGGG! *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! >...That's a loud voice you have there. >YELL CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! >...That's a loud voice you have there. >YELL DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! >...That's a loud voice you have there. >*** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! >YELL HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ...That's a loud voice you have there. >*** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: SNUFFLEEEEEEEEEEEEE! >YELL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...That's a loud voice you have there. >YELL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! >...That's a loud voice you have there. >YELL NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *** Suddenly the west wall lights up in bright gold with the letters: ZA ORBI >...That's a loud voice you have there. >*** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! >YELL TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ...That's a loud voice you have there. *** Suddenly the west wall lights up in bright gold with the letters: ZATTORBI >*** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! >*** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: (SNUFFLE)! >SAY DO IT AGAIN YOU SNUFFLED *** You hear Simon's zleen yelling: ZATTORBI! *** A flungoon suddenly pops out of the hole in the floor! *** You hear a giant shriek as the whole room lights up bright orange and the entire west wall is covered over with the word ZATTORBI ZATTORBI ZATTORBI! Suddenly, to the accompaniment of trumpets, you see Simon'S ZLEEN Simon'S ZLEEN Simon'S ZLEEN written all over the walls, floor, and ceiling, in four foot high purple letters! Then the lettering fades away as the lights return to normal. >...Consider it said. >*** Simon's zleen is laughing its fool head off. >*** Simon's zleen is dancing about in glee. >laugh ...Har, har, har!! >giggle
NOT MUCH MORE
*** Simon's zleen is clutching at phantoms. >...Hee hee hee! >*** Simon's zleen is mumbling incoherently to herself. >yell Simon'S ZLEEN Simon'S ZLEEN *** Simon's zleen has just taken the flungoon! *** Simon's zleen is trying to eat its flungoon! >...That's a loud voice you have there. >*** Simon's zleen is dancing about in glee. >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the south! >s ...You're in the south reception area. There is a snuge lying on the desk. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just wiggled away, to the east! >e ...You're in the room with scintillating walls. Simon's zleen is here. >*** Simon's zleen has just dropped a snaack. *** Simon's zleen has just dropped a quice. *** Simon's zleen has just dropped a snarp. *** Simon's zleen has just dropped a ceeveese. *** Simon's zleen has just dropped a kootpod. *** Simon's zleen has just dropped a foonprize. ** Simon's zleen is grinning from ear to ear. >*** Simon's zleen is contemplating hari-kari. >*** Simon has just disintegrated away into a scintillating cloud of sparkling mist!
hari-kari