Morning People are Lazy
That's right. We said it. Sure, they get up early, but they go to bed at 10:pm.
They waste the best part of the day.
And, they have the nerve to imply Night People aren't pulling
their fair share? Their glory days are over!
Call us Night Owls, Night Walkers, Night People... We're borderline nocturnal.
Sure, we've seen the sun, but it's awfully bright and hurts our eyes.
If you're one of us, and you're tired of taking criticism of your schedule, declare
it!
Our shirts make it loud and clear. Like Marvin, our Aye-Aye mascot, says:
"We're nocturnal - deal with it."
Buy Our Shirts!
What is that Creature?? You mean Marvin? Isn't he cute?
Marvin is an Aye-Aye - a type of nocturnal lemur that lives in Madagascar. Some say they're the
ugliest creature in the world, but we don't think so. Aye-Ayes are said to be the largest nocturnal
primate - but only because they don't include humans. Marvin's picture is courtesy of David Haring of the Duke University Primate Center. Yeah, we added
the eyepatch. ;)
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