The Right Time is a 32 page humor book with illustrations.

The Right Time... get a new VCR is when yours not only eats your tape,
but the word 'more' flashes on your screen. turn down your radio is when the officer has asked you twice, nicely. clean the pool is when you believe you've seen things evolve from it. believe in aliens is when they've just given you a tour of their ship. get mothballs is when the moths complain there's nothing to play with.